"Kids Say the Darndest Things"

As most of you know 3 year olds have quite dynamic personalities. Kanyon soon to be 3 and a 1/2 has no filter or volume control so I figured what the hay let's share some of Kan's boastful and gut wrenching funny darndest sayings. Yes these words came from his mouth and I have to apologize for the language (still a work in progress. So here they are in no random order: "For hells sake Kimbree Jo SHUT UP" (in the midst of one of her crying fits). "I pooped on Pauls's shirt, Paul's going to be so ticked off that I pooped on his shirt" (this happens when you put a shirt 10 sizes to big on a little boy that has to poop, the back of the shirt ended up in the water). "Son of a ------ that hurt." "I don't even like her, she's freaking weird" (in response to brother Kaleb's girlfriend). "S*&T I was going to save that for later" (after dropping his bowl of applesauce on the way to the fridge). "I don't like cat food meatballs they taste like a cow" (after a bad elk meatball recipe). "Mom's a girl she has no pee pee." "I'm not your son I'm the holy spirit" (after telling him son don't do that). "Bubba crapped his pants" (obviously after a nasty smelling fluff). "My poop looks like a mean duck." "Mom are you pumping breastmilk for Kimbree, I can make special milk to feed her too." "If you don't give me fruit snacks I'm not your best friend anymore." "gasp HE SAID A BAD WORD" (after the priest said Jesus Christ during mass). "Are you super tired" (picked up after baby Kimbree was born). "Don't talk to me like that I'm just 3 years old" (after being asked to do something). "You can go sit in time out missy." "Mom are you frustrated, do you still love me" (after being told he was making mommy really mad). "It's ok babe" (picked up from listening to daddy call mommy babe). Oh how I generally love the little phrases that fly out of Kan's little mouth. I'm not always proud of certain words that come with those phrases but we generally get a good chuckle.